happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via phanstruck)

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gonnabeastripper:

niadil:

school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about passing

Truth

(via emo-priest)

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eternalravendreamer:

leonkuwatatata:

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

YOU PUT THE THING INTO WORDS

my life atm

(Source: piietromaxiimoff, via nobody-saw-that)

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bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

(via phan-in-kilts)

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live-long-and-pwoper:

"Me and Dom have had playfights which have had weird things going on behind them that end up turning into almost real fights. But it usually ends up with him, like, holding my face on the ground or sitting on me, just pinning me down in a position until I calm down." -Matthew Bellamy

(via off-to-cydonia)

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what a hot mess you are dan to phil (via interrupted-by-phan)

(Source: ilovephanthings, via bloodsexandrocknroll)

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premiium:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

walkingmyhellhound:

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

that’s really inspiring

holy fucking shit

(Source: trickygod, via snootyluxray)

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